fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

(via clarysworld)


Of course when I need my computer most is when it doesn’t want to work!!! #FML

Of course when I need my computer most is when it doesn’t want to work!!! #FML



nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via yeshelloiamsashabraus)


ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

(via universallyinfinite)


hello-im-socially-inept:

basically my entire relationship with supernatural

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(via littybitt)


autremondeimagination:

El fenómeno de la luna sangrienta. 
Martes15 de abril del 2014   a las 2:30am  hora Colombiana.

autremondeimagination:

El fenómeno de la luna sangrienta. 

Martes15 de abril del 2014   a las 2:30am  hora Colombiana.

(via fuckinflower-s)


glitterandmetal-yt-da:

turntechdestiel:

penislovesyou:

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

But why is the fucking wifi signal there



I should have expected that

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

turntechdestiel:

penislovesyou:

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

But why is the fucking wifi signal there

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I should have expected that

(via tidwellcornertr)


How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.


mrjoshmacintosh:

officertoast:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

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ah yes, the staff

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(via lorrettadicketownnl)



too-midget-for-you:

I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

(via yeshelloiamsashabraus)


superchevyimpala:

The Sam Winchester Meme: ✿ favorite quotes about sam [3/8]

"If anyone can get through the trials, Sam, it’s you."

(via littybitt)


sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

(via 01101111-01101111-01100100)